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Ben & Jerry’s Seeks to Cut Costs, Invigorate Brand with Breast Milk
SOUTH BURLINGTON, VT – Approximately one month after People For the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) publicly called for ice cream giant Ben & Jerry’s to replace the cow’s milk in its ice cream...
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Pitt and Clooney are ‘Hard on Cash’
NEW YORK, NY – CNBC announced today they will roll out new financial program ‘Hard on Cash’, starring Brat Pitt and George Clooney. The network hopes to capture market share among female viewers by...
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Top 5 Hot Jobs for the Rest of 2008
Are you a plumber upset by the sudden competition for all those lucrative pipe snakings? Maybe you’ve lost your seven-figure salary due to some ‘off balance sheet’ accounting. While things may look...
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Top Fashion Houses to Debut Designer Coupon Holders
NEW YORK, NY – In response to the continuing downturn in the economy Chanel, Hermes, and Gucci are all racing to market with upscale coupon holders for frugal fashionistas. Facing a steep decline in...
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Santa Cancels Christmas Party
North Pole — Amid worldwide economic woes this holiday season, Santa Claus announced that the elves’ annual holiday party has been canceled. "Parents aren’t shelling out for anything this year. Even...
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Top 10 Reasons to Celebrate the Cancellation of the Christmas Party
10. You’ve run out of cousins to bring as dates anyway. 9. Everyone’s canceling so now you’re trendy. In fact, you’re even superior to those insensitive celebratory types. 8. No more painful spike...
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Do-It-Yourself Bailout Kit
Has the $700 billion fiscal bailout trickled down to your balloon-mortgaged soon-to-be-foreclosed-and-not-that-nice-looking-anyway house? While checking the really fine print with our Hubble...
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How to Buy a Men’s Fall Wardrobe
Just because the economy’s not booming doesn’t mean you can afford to scrimp on your wardrobe. Buy suits or slacks and jackets in neutral colors like black, gray and beige. This will ensure you will...
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Top 5 Deals Inspired by AC/DC and Walmart (From the Archives)
Consumers may have been surprised by hard rockers AC/DC to sign an exclusive deal with Walmart, but the band and the world’s largest retailer know that sex, drugs, and rock and roll always make good...
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CEO’s Guide to Successful Blogging
Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or spending too much time on the yacht) you know that cutting edge CEOs are blogging. And if Mark Cuban can do it, so can you. Here are a few tips for successful...
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